TSHAKA

You know you've made it as an African when your visa gets approved faster than the wedding invite!

In Africa, we don't have therapy... we have mothers who can hit a moving target with a slipper at 50 yards!

If an African tells you 'I am coming', just start a new hobby because they haven't even left their house yet!

You don't know real fear until you hear your full name called from the living room by an African dad!